Hasan Minhaj writes about the topics that didn't make Patriot Act, including: "I Hate Norway"

The Hollywood Reporter

Minhaj's tongue-and-cheek column for The Hollywood Reporter also reveals other axed Patriot Act ideas: "Printers and Printer Ink," "The Verizon Guy Switching to Sprint," "A Track-by-Track Analysis of Jay-Z's The Blueprint," "Patriot Act: Fleabag Season Two" and "The Television Academy."