Westworld Ventures Out of the Park in its Season 3 Premiere

Watch out Alexa and Siri — there's a new robot in town. After nearly two years, Westworld returns for its third season Sunday night with Evan Rachel Wood's Delores taking her act out into the "real" world. Also this weekend: Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham tear up the town in pursuit of Idris Elba, Avenue 5 wraps its first season, and Homeland attempts to circumvent the dysfunction in D.C. Here's what's new and noteworthy on TV this weekend.

SATURDAY MARCH 14

COMEDY SPECIAL: Caroline Rhea hosts a night of standup comedy starring More Funny Women of a Certain Age, including Carol Leifer, Tammy Pescatelli, and Thea Vidale. The special follows last year's well-received special with headliner Fran Drescher. Watch the preview. 10:00 PM ET on Showtime

CABLE PREMIERE: HBO's big Saturday night movie is Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw. Dwayne Johsonn and Jason Statham reprise their Fast & Furious characters as they square off against Idris Alba's baddie. Just one warning: if you have yet to finish Game of Thrones, this movie will spoil the ending. Watch the trailer. 8:00 PM ET on HBO

ENCORE PRESENTATION: Host Kristen Stewart recounts Donald Trump's one-time preoccupation with her in tonight's Saturday Night Live repeat from November. Watch the promo. 11:30 PM ET on NBC

NEW EPISODE: Tag along with the Live PD camera crews as they head out on patrol with law enforcement officers from around the country. 9:00 PM ET on A&E

SUNDAY MARCH 15

SEASON PREMIERE: The third season of Westworld opens with Dolores (Evan Rachel Wood) living in Los Angeles, where she sees how beings with artificial intelligence are treated in the outside world. Watch the preview. 9:00 ET on HBO

SEASON PREMIERE: The second season of Black Monday picks up six months after Monroe (Don Cheadle) intentionally triggered the stock market crash of 1987. Watch the preview. 10:00 PM ET on Showtime

SEASON PREMIERE: It's been two years since NBC last aired a new episode of The Wall, but the hit game show from executive producer LeBron James returns today, with Chris Hardwick back as host. 7:00 PM ET on NBC

SEASON FINALE: As Primetimer's Alex Welch writes, it's been a rocky first season for Avenue 5, but we're curious to see how they set up Season 2. Tonight, life on the ship is turned upside down when a seat opens up on a rescue shuttle. 10:15 PM ET on HBO

NEW EPISODE: Jamie (Sam Heughan) reaches Hillsborough on Outlander, only to learn that the governor has made a startling decision as he confronts the political challenge of the Regulators. Watch the preview. 8:00 PM ET on Starz

NEW EPISODE: The American Idol auditions wrap up in California and Oregon as the show moves on to Georgia, Wisconsin and Washington D.C. 8:00 PM ET on Fox

NEW EPISODE: With Our Cartoon President looking like a fool at the G-7, he decides to start his own elite club, inviting Putin, Erdogan and Mohammad bin Salman to play in his dictatorial sandbox. Watch the preview. 8:30 PM ET on Showtime

NEW EPISODE: With things in Washington in utter disarray, the Homeland team heads to Kabul in hopes of staving off trouble. Watch the preview. 9:00 PM ET on Showtime

NEW EPISODE: On a new episode of Batwoman, Kate (Ruby Rose) learns more about Alice (Rachel Skarsten) and her twisted past. Watch the preview. 8:00 PM ET on The CW

Mike Attebery is Senior Editor at Primetimer and the author of seven mystery thrillers. Follow him on Twitter at @mikeattebery.